Things I may never wanna know or will I?

Today as I made my way back home from college, she called on my mobile and then it all started the whole thing all over again.
Why I sounded bad and where I was and with whom and why and when and on and on and on and on and on.......
So all I did was to tell her she didn't call at a right moment last time and what I was doing, nothing more, cause she doens't need to know more besides that.
Anyways as she always does she couldn't stop questoning me.... to no avail obviously.

So as she hangs up the phone a thought creeps in to mind: What if...? (yeah you know what I mean)
And I started laughing in myself as I imagined how funny, and not to forget, awkward and embarrasing it would have been if she was there.....
Would she even then make jokes and laugh to make herself feel more secure?
I can't escape the image in my head of her doing that. Even now it brings a smile to my face.